Barry Goes to the White House
Barry: I like what you’ve done with the office.
George: Thanks.
Barry: Nice carpet.
George: Thanks, man. You want to keep it?
Barry: Uh, no, that’s okay. Thanks though.
George: You sure? It’s easier for me to leave some of this stuff than take it all out.
Barry: No, really, it’s okay. I don’t want you think I don’t appreciate it, If You Think Anybody Learned Anything from a Massive Electoral Rebuke We’ve Got News for You
Over 1300 of the most terrifying people we could ever imagine responded to a Right Wing News poll to indicate overwleming their preference for Sarah Palin as the GOP presidential nominee in 2012. We couldn’t agree more.
Poll Results: Which Of The Following Candidates Would You Like To See The GOP Run In 2012? [Right Wing GOP to Filibuster Basic Human DecencyWe’re all pretty ready for President Barry Hussein to take the helm and steer this boat back to open waters. But not everybody’s as stoked as we are. A friend of mine reported to me the other day that her father, who owns a Texas construction company, said that Nov. 4 was “the worst day Vermont Hippies and Kentucky Rednecks Disagree
Polls are closing up around the country and the first results have started to trickle in. Predictably, Kentucky went to John McCain and Obama won in Vermont. Virginia and Indiana are actually going to be interesting. Democrat Mark Warner won Virginia’s Senatorial race, which may bode well for a big Obama win there. For the I Voted For Barack Obama. Could You?
I feel like I’m awaiting the results of a critical medical test, or maybe the results of a life-sentencing trial. CNN just threw up a map on one of their myriad fancy screens showing where they’ve been getting calls reporting voting problems and irregularities. The dots skew heavily and collect in the most important toss-up Stating The Obvious
Barack Obama is going to win this election. Obama might not get the landslide that some are predicting, but he’s going to pull off a victory tonight. Here’s why…
High voter turnout and poll results so far look good for Obama. Tonight’s magic number is 270 electoral votes. As of right now, if we count up Karl Rove and Hugo Chavez Call It For Obama
Obama after spending several minutes casting his vote: “I hope this works, it would be really embarrassing if it doesn’t.” [BBC]
More voting trouble in Fairfax County, VA: someone sent an e-mail blast to students at George Mason University telling them that the election had been rescheduled. [WaPo]
Crazy Venezuelan Presidente Hugo Chavez is “ready to sit It Has Begun
Election day is upon us and we’re already hearing from people who are having trouble getting their votes counted. My friend Mahdis Keshavarz lives in the Brooklyn’s 42nd Assembly District where she reports being turned away from the polls. Keshavarz says she showed up to P.S. 230 near her home in Kensington at about six Ten Days To Go
Both campaigns are gathering “armies of lawyers” to deal with a “perfect storm” of “record turnout” combined with “an insufficient number of poll workers and a voting system still in flux.” Obama has the voters to win this, but they need to make it to the polls for him to pull it off. [Slate]
George Bush Ashley Todd Makes The Front Page
The “B is for bullshit” headline in today’s New York Post is the best joke I’ve seen so far in response to the Ashley Todd fiasco. Conservative media mogul Rupert Murdoch owns the Post and their election coverage is completely biased (today’s issue also contains an article outlining crazy toe licker Dick Morris’ plans for
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